Curing Mama's Winter Blues!

Last weekend we threw a little party for the kiddos to give them a chance to cut loose. This weekend it was Mama's turn! Once again, I received an epic party pack from Crowdtap. This particular pack was sponsored by Durex! Typically when I think of Durex I just think of condoms, but believe me when I say they are about so much more! There were a TON of condoms, "Love Box" protective condom carriers, lubricants, naughty dice, sex coupons, dirty games, a LOT of devices (most of my guests received a new device!) and several other fun items! Crowdtap even provided gift bags for all of our amazing goodies! This is what my trashcan looked like after putting together the gift bags. How hilarious would it be if one of the neighborhood dogs tore open my garbage bag this week!

THIS is the sign of  a good party!

People are always asking how I get all this awesome stuff, so I went ahead and printed out a link to join Crowdtap and taped it to the outside of each bag.

My friends and I have somewhat regular "girls nights" where we sit around, eat, have a few drinks and play games. This month, my friend Missy was hosting girls night and once she realized what I had in my Crowdtap/Durex package we knew we had to incorporate it into girls night. To make sure that even our most conservative friends showed up, we didn't tell anyone. We didn't even hint around about the games we would be playing or the prizes that would be won.

So, we had a few naughty games planned. Two of which I borrowed from my friend, Laura, who also hosted a Durex Party from Crowdtap. She created a "Condom Trivia" that she let me use. Our top contestant was able to answer 6 out of 10 questions! We also borrowed her idea of seeing just how big we could blow up a condom. (Ours reached 4', although Laura said hers went up to 7')

This is how Missy & I blow up a condom!

As for the prizes, well Crowdtap and Durex were kind enough to provide those! One of the things included in my package were drink coasters that had a trivia question on them. The question was, "What percentage of adults have "done the deed" in an adventurous location?" The answer was 75%. THAT was our first question to get the party started! My friend Beth had the closest answer. Now, Beth's husband has been out of state for work and she is hands-down the most conservative person I know. Therefore, we found it very important to rig the prize distribution to make sure she received the "best prize". THIS was Beth's priceless reaction.

 From the young newlywed girls, to the seasoned grandmothers EVERYONE left with a prize bag! There were even a few bags left over which we sent home with the newlyweds! The best quote of the night was the grandmother on oxygen who received a small device and loudly proclaimed, "I know what I'm doing tonight!" I thought her great niece (one of the newlyweds) was going to die right there on the spot! It was an awesome and hilarious evening thanks to Crowdtap and Durex. :)

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